Thursday, December 31, 2009

I've Come A Long Way, Baby.

Wow. Looking back over the years... I think I've changed more than Madonna.  ALSO, I have found my long lost twin brother.  Curious? Continue reading...

Here I am at age 16.  Scary, scary, fat and scary.

And that's me at age 19! Skinny, skinny, scary and skinny

Oh! Me at age 21 below with my cuzzins Ali, Sarah, Savvy, and my siblings Laura, Taylor and Kelli.  Wait a minute... Mom and Dad once told me I have a long lost twin brother.  I think I may have found him....

Horray! I finally found my long lost twin brother!  HAHAH, wow.  I was rockin' the Adam Lambert look eight years before people even knew he existed.  I'm SO fashion-forward!

Tuesday, December 29, 2009


Caution: If you are a tall person playing Wii tennis, don't do an extremely violent backhand!

Yes, I broke Rustum's lights playing Wii Tennis.  The follow through on my backhand had SO MUCH STRENGTH that I destroyed his ceiling fan lights!

Wii controller + my hand = deadly weapon.

I guess I'll be using some of my scholarship money to pay for this...

Wednesday, December 16, 2009


I cannot believe how busy I've been. It's finals week as well as Christmas. I have literally had no time whatsoever to be blogging-about. As everyone knows, this dumb little blog is becoming somewhat of an unhealthy obsession of mine, but for some reason that obsession doesn't get top billing in my obsessions as of late.

So first and foremost, my No. 1 obsession is school. I've already received four of my six grades. Two P's (they're pass or fail classes) and two A's. My second obsession with this jolly holiday season is Christmas. Presents, decorating, you get the whole idea.

Thirdly is my online gallivanting. With the semester coming to a close, I won't be on the Internet quite as much until January.

So to all four of my loyal readers: Hey, thanks! I may not be around for a month or so, but that doesn't mean I'm gone.

And for all of those incidental readers: Hey, thanks for stopping by. You should come again sometime.

In the upcoming semester we'll see how much blogging I can actually get done, considering my recent promotion of Arts and Entertainment editor for the Dixie Sun. I've already planned the first two issues of 2010. and it's pretty labor intensive. But I do make this one shallow promise: I will return, even if for a fleeting moment, to share with the world my life-altering photography and thoughts (See the previous post of Santa's head on a turkey with boobs for such an example).

Merry Christmas y'all! If you haven't checked out my letters to the editors of The Spectrum of St. George or Deseret News of Salt Lake City, please do so now.


Saturday, December 5, 2009

The Dixe Sun!

Here we are, the staff of the Dixie Sun! Aren't we HOT?
Love it! This is the best job ever!

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Caution: Nude Turkey

Yes, I made this turkey. Those are onions stuffed underneath its skin. The nipples are little carrot tips. Please feel free to copy.