The THREES of ME

Alrighty, so a while ago, I did my 99 TRUTHS, and now my cuzzin' Alexis has sent to me the THREE'S OF ME. So... enjoy.

Three names I go by:

1. EmCHAY

2. You little bastard!

3. Inmate #577324

Three Jobs I have had in my life:

1. One I can't remember

2. One I don't wanna talk about

3. The one I have right now.

Three Places I have lived:

1.In a house

2.In the state of Utah

3.In the state of denial

Three Favorite drinks:

1. Gasoline

2. Powdered Milk (powdered form only... no water)

3. Goat's blood

Three TV Shows that I watch:

1. Sewing with Nancy

2. The Farm Report

3. Any channel with snow on it

Three places I have been:

1. Here...

2. There...

3. And you guessed it......................................... over here again.

People that text me regularly:

1. Sasha and Malia Obama

2. The Obama dog, whatever it's name is.

3. Kim Jong Il. (He's planning something. Shh. Don't tell anyone.)

Three of my favorite foods:

1. Babies

2. Puppies

3. Rare stamps and documents

Three friends I think will respond

1. Me

2. Myself

3. And..... you guessed it.............................. Russ

Three Things I am looking forward to

1. New socks

2. Hip reduction surgery

3. December 21, 2012

Three of my fav. things

1. Doorbells

2. Sleigh bells

3. Schnitzel with noodles